
After beginning a game on the new FIFA World Cup game with the British Virgin Islands, I thought I'd start a game with a similarly-small nation on FM, and see how far I can take them.
As of the 26th May 2010, the Cook Islands are ranked 181st in the world by FIFA, just behind Belize, and just in front of Bahamas. In July 2000, they reached the dizzy heights of being ranked 169th, which to date is their highest ranking.
They are part of the Oceania Football Confederation, which is the smallest, and certainly the most unsuccessful of the six confederations in international football, having being represented only four times in the World Cup; twice by Australia (who since 2006 have been part of the Asian Football Confederation) and twice by New Zealand (now the dominant side in the confederation).
With a population of just 24,000, the Cook Islands is one of the smallest FIFA teams. All of their eligible players on FM play their club football in the country itself, and James Nand, a 31-year-old winger, has the most caps for the country, having represented them on 12 occasions.
I've got a feeling this one's going to be tough...
Small Fish, MASSIVE Pond
#1 Posted 29 June 2010 - 12:48 PM
#2 Posted 29 June 2010 - 01:12 PM
#3 Posted 29 June 2010 - 03:00 PM
#4 Posted 29 June 2010 - 03:18 PM

I'm starting to think this is going to be a lot harder than I first thought. The Cook Islands' squad is, rather predictably, poor. No, actually, I'm being kind there. It's horrendously crap. Saying that, it wasn't as if I wasn't expecting it.
Nevertheless, here are three of the star players. 'Star' being the operative word:
Michael Varney
Tuka Tisam
Don Hallin
Picking a squad for my first friendly against 134th-placed New Caledonia was a tough job. Looking at the players, it was as though I'd been wrongly given the Cook Islands Hockey squad instead, if that even exists. However, I eventually scraped a few players together, including two who were player-managers in the country's national league.
My reign as Cook Islands' manager got off to a rather disappointing start:

Back to the drawing board, I reckon.
World Ranking: 188th (down 2)
#5 Posted 29 June 2010 - 03:44 PM
Never knew that, good luck with that anyways
How long do you think it will take to get a regen who is good enough to leave the island for a 'bigger' club?
#6 Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:52 PM
#7 Posted 29 June 2010 - 08:44 PM
killie97, on 29 June 2010 - 03:44 PM, said:
Never knew that, good luck with that anyways
How long do you think it will take to get a regen who is good enough to leave the island for a 'bigger' club?
Not sure about the regen thing! Hopefully not too long
#8 Posted 30 June 2010 - 11:37 AM

Second friendly didn't go too well either...

Still not gelling too well really. But, I'm not too disappointed. Both teams I've played so far have been above me in the rankings, albeit not by too much.
When I was browsing for players, I came across a player called Lai Gukisuva, who at 53 years of age, is the oldest player I've come across on any FM game I've ever played. It's quite funny really too, because he's actually no worse than my current squad. I might even call him up ![]()
Got the OCE Nations Cup qualifying draw coming up soon. I'll definitely need to get a couple of wins under my belt before then, though!
#9 Posted 30 June 2010 - 02:55 PM
#10 Posted 30 June 2010 - 08:28 PM
I'd laugh if you got a decent regen with dual nationalities and he picks the other nation
#11 Posted 30 June 2010 - 08:46 PM
#12 Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:30 PM

Went for a change of formation for the next game away to the British Virgin Islands. Instead of 4-1-4-1 which I'd played in the previous two games, I went for a simple 4-4-2. It didn't make too much difference though...

Just four days later, we faced the Netherlands Antilles, a notoriously tough team to beat (ha!). I once again changed formation; this time going for a narrow 4-1-2-1-2, therefore scrapping any wide players.
To be fair, we were overloaded with central midfielders, so it was the most obvious formation for us to play anyway.
It seem to work, and we were unlucky not to come away with a win...

van Eijk and Oti both scored their first international goals, with Oti's coming on his international debut.
I'm not going to say the future looks bright for the Cook Islands, because it doesn't. But it's a start. And hopefully something we can build on!
#13 Posted 01 July 2010 - 08:23 PM
#14 Posted 01 July 2010 - 10:21 PM
#15 Posted 02 July 2010 - 01:57 PM

After the relatively impressive result against the Netherlands Antilles, we went into the next game against the Solomon Islands full of confidence.
It's fair to say that the confidence was unfounded, though. We were outplayed in every part of the pitch, and failed to create many noteworthy chances...

A month or so later, we came up against the Central African Republic who were, according to FIFA, the second worst nation in the world.
However, this fact didn't seem to matter, and were once again on the receiving end of a defeat...

I believe we've got the OCE Nations Cup coming up soon, but I'm not too hopeful about qualifying to be quite honest.
We've dropped a fair few places in the rankings too.
Time to actually start playing football now I think.
World Ranking: 198th
#16 Posted 02 July 2010 - 02:15 PM
#17 Posted 02 July 2010 - 03:31 PM

Next up were Anguilla, ranked 182nd in the world. It was an overall even game with a disappointing finish. We deserved more...

On a lighter note, at 53 years and 295 days, Lai Gukisuva became the oldest player to represent the Cook Islands by some margin. He's probably the oldest player to have ever played international football too, thinking about it. Although I could be wrong.
The groups for the Prelimiary Round of the OCE Nations Cup have been drawn:
Preliminary Round Group A:
Cook Islands (World Ranking: 202nd)
Fiji (WR: 102nd)
Papa New Guinea (WR: 200th)
Samoa (WR: 155th)
Tahiti (WR: 189th)
Preliminary Round Group B:
American Samoa (WR: 204th)
New Caledonia (WR: 104th)
Solomon Islands (WR: 139th)
Tonga (WR: 160th)
Vanuatu (WR: 146th)
We're probably the worst team out of either of the groups: both on paper, and on form, but hopefully there'll be a few surprises along the way.
World Ranking: 202nd
#18 Posted 02 July 2010 - 06:37 PM

OCE Nations Cup Prelimary Round
We began the campaign with a home game against Samoa...

A good performance. Slightly disappointed that we gave the lead away, though. However, Samoa are a good side (relatively speaking) so I wasn't too worried.
Next up were Tahiti, against whom I earned my first win as Cook Islands manager...

To make sure we kept the lead, we were basically playing a 4-3-2-1 formation, with 3 defensive midfielders, and to defensive central midfielders. It seemed to work though, and we held on!
The strongest team in the group, Fiji, were our next opponents...

The result didn't really do us justice. We let in three sloppy goals, yeah, but they came quite early on, and after we'd let the third in, we started to play a bit better, and probably had the best of the second half as it turns out.
We went into the final game against Papua New Guinea in 3rd, on 4 points, behind Samoa, who were playing Tahiti in their final game. There was no doubt about it, this was a must-win game, and we needed Tahiti to get something from Samoa...

A 91st minute winner. So, so, so valuable. Tahiti, against all expectations, beat Samoa 2-1, but the win was still brilliant, as a draw wouldn't have been enough.
Here's the table...

So, we've qualified for the OCE Nations Cup. I seriously wasn't expecting it, whatsoever. We'll come up against the reigning champions New Zealand, our group winners Fiji, and the two qualifiers from the other group: American Samoa and New Caledonia.
I literally don't know what to predict. My Cook Islanders have surprised me so much ![]()
World Ranking: 168th (+34 places)
#19 Posted 02 July 2010 - 06:45 PM
Two wins!
And qualification!
This is the start of the Cook Islands world domination!




